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blueeyedbooksel...

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The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:08 PM
 

So here I sit at my desk when a thought occurred to me. What could be the absolute worst names for a bookseller here on Amazon that would almost guarantee no sales? Here are a few of my ideas.

Missing_pages

Always_tanned_and_creased.

John Grisham specialties.

Never_ships_on_time

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Any other thoughts?



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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:10 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

Brokenbinding is a real seller name with 4000+ feedbacks and a 98% positive. I changed my seller name because I thought my old one was tacky and immature, but it's a minor factor.



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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:12 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

How about:

everythings_a_dollar 

--Jim



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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:15 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

Sadam_defense_fund

al_Qaida_aviation_texts



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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:19 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

take_money_no_delivery



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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:20 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

Mite_e_Mite_Books

Moldy Oldies

Dogearred_R_us

Xmarksthespotsbooks

CurlinCorners

Mildew_will_do

NaughtyNovels

UsedandAbusedBooks

Last but not least      Broke_Back_Bindings

Deb



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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:24 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

Tooth_fairy_books  - look for the book under your pillow the next morning, but count your teeth...

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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:27 PM   in response to: sandncsellsbooks
 

Last but not least      Broke_Back_Bindings

Deb

LOL.  --Jim  (no, I haven't seen the blinkin' movie, OK?)



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Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:27 PM   in response to: ondeckonline
 

"Sadam_defense_fund"

That is so funny.



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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:36 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

inmates_ship_our_books

from_the_dumpster_to_you

books_i_didnt_finish



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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:40 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

Still thinking...

found_in_dumpsters  (sorry, Cosmic! simultaneous posting error...)

torn_btwn_2booklovers

missing_pages

books_I_spilled_coffee_on  [2 offenses! ]

halfpenny_books

(OK, OK -- that's enuf for now! Canni havva star??)

--Jim

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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:50 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

Amazon's_Rejects

Warehouse_Deals

<Oh wait, those are the same place.>

Tom



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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:52 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

I'm having lots of fun with this one!

Better_Late_Than_Never

BlindnBattyBooks

Cluelessnglueless

We_Got_Whats_Not_Hot

Points for adding a second post????????

Deb



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Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:55 PM   in response to: blueeyedbooksel...
 

The_Sellin'_Felon

The_Book_Crook

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Re: The worst bookseller names ever!!
Posted: Feb 14, 2006 5:56 PM   in response to: by_dzyne
 

"Broke_Back_Bindings"

I love it!

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