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And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 11:40 AM
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So with a cross between thinking I'll find some hot girl to extract from a mound of snow somewhere or at the very least will look cool to mass woman in the frozen region, I'm going to buy a snow plow for my truck in a couple hours. I figure I'll be able to clear snow from places not imagineable to the average county worker. So, being as I now have a heavenly truck, 40'' tires with the second most aggressive tread pattern on the market and will soon add a plow, I figure I'll be the king of snow removal. I only need now to learn the finer points of snow plowing, any tips besides to aim away from the parked cars and wayward children?
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 12:34 PM
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Hey you, When you see sparks flying up from the blade, that won't be a continuation of fireworks from the other night. .......as I'm so kindly called The Stalker.
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 1:05 PM
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you should go to lawnserviceforum com it is mainly about lawn maintainance, but they also have a snow plowing forum.
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 1:58 PM
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 2:08 PM
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It's only stalking if somebody objects.... I've been lacking on my forum reading so apparently must catch up.
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 2:11 PM
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You have NO idea how funny that is, especially after the conversation I just had with a group of neigbhors who gathered to see my holy snow plow delivered. I'm thinking a red velvet ''plowing jacket'' [a converted smoking jacket.] with matching sweat pants and a bad Elvis hairstyle to fulfill my newfound duties in.
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 2:24 PM
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plow down hill if possible don't get stuck don't let the blade get frozen to the ground s
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 2:34 PM
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Avoid finding hidden objects such as fire hydrants or low brick walls. Don't plow the neighbors in David
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 2:50 PM
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don't push snow up against a building watch out for uneven parkings lots that have drainage holes or man holes sticking up you might be in trouble if your asking a bunch of booksellers how to plow snow
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 3:25 PM
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Bubba's Whoopice Service It has a nice ring to it don't you think?
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 3:28 PM
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This thread brought back fond memories of a Simpsons episode.
AAAWWWW, snowplow.
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 3:32 PM
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Keep that plow far, far away from the mailboxes. Out here in the frozen tundra snowplows seem to have an affinity for those posts.
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 3:33 PM
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Hey there bubba? Do you make housecalls? We have some snow here that needs plowing....I could pay you in books that haven't sold! Melissa
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 4:00 PM
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This is as easy as I thought! My first expedition went off flawlessly and I'm happy to report there were no mangling of cars or swift removal of a single mailbox. I always wondered what it was that I wanted to be when I grew up and now I know...A snow plowman [I'm thinking that's the correct terminology but may modify it upon future research.] I can just hang in a heated truck, cruise around listening to good music, talking on the phone and playing on the computer and get paid for it. It's been a long time a comin' but I finally found my niche!
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Re: And So I Add Yet Another Title To My Job Description...
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Jan 2, 2008 4:02 PM
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I need to work on mileage before extending my fine services into the great unknown...As it stands now I get about 6 miles per gallon and would estimate about 3 per gallon while a' plowin'. I'm in the process of enlarging my fleet and may try to convert a Honda Civic into a snow plow, one of those transformations like you see on Monster Garage.
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